Equinox and AI Slop of 2026
For this week, I chose Equinox, the high-end luxury fitness chain known for its exclusivity, successful clientele, and sanctuary-esque escape in major cities across the U.S. Equinox is marketed not just as a gym, but as a lifestyle. Buying into Equinox ensures members access to high-end facilities equipped with personal trainers, as well as classes in Pilates and HIIT strength training. Members can finish off their workouts with the sauna, a spa treatment, or indulge in a luxurious shower in the locker room, ending with a eucalyptus-infused towel. I was once obsessed with watching my favorite fitness influencers’ gym routines in these beautiful facilities, but upon Equinox’s shift in marketing this month, I am afraid I may have to shift my opinion. The Equinox brand proposition is that fitness empowers a life well lived, and that becoming a member will change the quality of your health and life. On New Year’s Day of 2026, Equinox launched a new campaign featuring striking AI-generated ...